Who decided to give the term “muffin top” a negative …
bakery style blueberry muffins

food that gives no f*cks

Who decided to give the term “muffin top” a negative …

One last wintry kiss since I noticed some of ya’ll …

Ain’t nobody fresher than my mothaforkin bowl. Before I sat …

I’m making you breakfast today, you special fucker, you. Breakfast …

This week was ordinary, and I don’t have much to …

When life pricks you with a pineapple, make a margarita. …

CUTIES. Once again, ya’ll nailed the IG poll of me …

When I’m feeling blue, tacos are coming through to soothe …

All hail the Publix sub sandwich, AKA “The Pub-Sub.” If …

Balls for Valentine’s Day? Yes, I planned it like that. …