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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Tag: vegan

Desserts / February 9, 2022

5 ingredient vegan chocolate mousse

Avocados are nature’s premier trolls. One day they’re potential projectile weapons, the next brown as dirt and mushy as mud. Rude. What’s not…

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Main Course / January 27, 2022

30 minute sesame black pepper noodles with crispy sweet potatoes

The week I created this noodles I thought many a time I might fulfill my lifelong dream of flipping a table. I did…

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Main Course / January 19, 2022

chili honey sweet potato and quinoa tacos

Weekday tacos? Hell to the yeah, suckers. If you think vegan recipes are bland and tasteless, I’d counter that by saying you are…

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Main Course / December 15, 2021

ginger pomegranate tofu ramen with garlic butter mushrooms

I don’t know if you folks knew this, but I freaking love ramen. I was due for a noodly, brothy fixture on FMG,…

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Main Course / October 5, 2021

saucy coconut pumpkin kale and chickpea curry

In edible acorn squash bowls because eating the curry just isn’t enough, you know? We’ve got to be extra sassy around here; after…

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Appetizers / August 31, 2021

sunflower crunch tabbouleh and hummus platter

My favorite tabbouleh formula that’s SO versatile for any Mediterranean craving fix, be it a board, a gyro, or on its own for…

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Main Course / May 5, 2021

mojo jackfruit plates with citrus pineapple salsa

Remember the Mojo Portobello Tacos? That marinade, simmered with jackfruit, piled atop a bed of white rice with a tangy pineapple salsa to…

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Desserts / April 8, 2021

vegan pistachio mint chocolate chip cookies

After these guys, it blows my mind that people don’t just go forth and make full-blown vegan cookies all the time. You can’t…

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Main Course / April 6, 2021

crispy everything spice buffalo tofu salad with avocado ranch

Sexy tofu for a healthy and filling Tuesday dinner salad. Everything spice is everything you need. I was once an expert at cooking…

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Desserts / December 18, 2020

salty pretzel chocolate peanut butter cup bars

We love pretzels in this household. A bag easily vanishes after one night. I had to inform J that 2-3 cups of pretzels…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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