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Sidebars / October 24, 2022

sidebar | life and training 10.17 – 10.23

A random thought: perforations on bags are fucking useless. Certain brands especially. I try to tear the bag at the little notch indicating…

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Sidebars / October 17, 2022

sidebar | life and training 10.10 – 10.16

Holla at my sister for turning 32 on Friday and not finding any excessive gray hairs! I realize I haven’t really spoken all…

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Sidebars / October 10, 2022

sidebar | life and training 10.3 – 10.9

Oh hello again. For once a normal week! Felt like a long, strange start to the month, what with our trip and the…

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Sidebars / September 5, 2022

sidebar | life and training 8.29 – 9.4

Dudes, I almost never get sick, but this weekend I was smacked by a random respiratory infection (not The Respiratory Infection). Started Friday…

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Sidebars / August 22, 2022

sidebar | life and training 8.15 – 8.21

Holy balls, has it been a hot week. For awhile I was hopeful our summer would prove mellower than usual, but August really…

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Sidebars / August 8, 2022

sidebar | life and training 8.1 – 8.7

Herpy Mernday, fellas. We’re hip deep in the armpit of summer, which means soonish (depending on where in the armpit you are) we’ll…

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Sidebars / December 20, 2021

sidebar | life and training 12.13 – 12.19

Methinks elves are sneaking into our condo when we’re not paying attention. Or even when we are paying attention. Gradually, both of our…

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Lifestyle / November 29, 2021

sidebar | life and training 11.22 – 11.28

Happy Thanksgiving aftermath! Overall I enjoyed a really bustling yet mellow day full of good eats (too many good eats, as is wont…

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Health / December 27, 2019

2020 intentions | the venturing east takeaway

2019 was a year of plunges. It was a year. I moved forward, away, backwards, and probably diagonal at some points. Sometimes I…

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Beauty / July 12, 2019

evening skincare routine (cruelty-free)

Earlier in my morning skincare routine I provided an extensive roundup of all my skin issues: namely, acne, oil, and pigmentation, mostly hormonal…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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