Caprese, cap-reh-seh, capr-awesome. However you choose to pronounce it, I …
marinated tomato caprese salad with creamy garlic dressing

food that gives no f*cks

Caprese, cap-reh-seh, capr-awesome. However you choose to pronounce it, I …

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Now this is fucking fall in a bowl. Raw Brussels …

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A beautiful no-cook dinner for these balls hot August evenings. …

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