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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Tag: holidays

Desserts / October 6, 2022

creepy crawly pumpkin patch chocolate cupcakes

This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween Halloween Halloween. Even though it’s only October 5. I am HYPED to share these cupcakes with…

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Desserts / May 5, 2022

dirty coconut chai tres leches cake

Feliz Cinco de Mayo, mis amigos! The more I share Mexican or Spanish recipes, the more bitter I become that I can’t perform…

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Desserts / December 22, 2021

eggnog burnt basque cheesecake

Who’s this noob in town called the Burnt Basque Cheesecake? To be honest, the best invention to those who love cheesecake but hate…

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Beverages / December 11, 2021

santa’s sleighride sangria

Ho ho ho, and a bottle of wine. Because Santa’s reindeer are largely self-propelling, I don’t think it’d be illegal for him to…

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Desserts / December 10, 2021

2021 holiday cookie box + tips

The most wonderful holiday offering: a giant box filled with treats! Welcome to the 2021 FMG Holiday Cookie Box, a square (or rectangular,…

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Inspiration / December 6, 2021

fmg 2021 holiday gift guide: stocking stuffers

I’m one to err on the side of surprising people with their stocking stuffers. Asking specifics on the big gifts? But of course.…

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Lifestyle / December 6, 2021

sidebar | life and training 11.29 – 12.5

Happiest of Decembers, peeps! Christmas month, birthday month, and all the rage of the new year ready to plow down on us folks…

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Beverages / December 4, 2021

cardamom bourbon fizz

Loving me a cozy Cardamom Bourbon Fizz for a cooler autumn evening. Take a bow, bourbon. This low maintenance sip features plenty of…

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Inspiration / November 22, 2021

FMG 2021 holiday gift guide: for the cook

One thing I’ve really enjoyed observing lately is my sister learning how to make varied dishes other than butter noodles and pizza bagels.…

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Appetizers / November 20, 2021

roasted pear and whipped ricotta crostini with apple thyme honey

Call toast toast and people shrug from images of buttered rye on their diner plate. Call toast crostini and suddenly all the snazzy…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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