sesame crusted salmon salad bowls
People shit on the word moist, but what about the word crust? Except for a few contexts, I really think crust is way…
Tag: healthy
warm and spicy southwest quinoa kale salad with chipotle tahini ranch
Sucks if you’re colorblind cos this salad is so wonderfully multihued and pretty and…wolf whistle. I, of course, say that affectionately. J himself…
gooey gluten-free chocolate chunk cookies
Gluten free and refined sugar free and they don’t taste like shit stuck to the bottom of a shoe? What a concept! You…
maple chipotle salmon and avocado rice bowls
If you think healthy eating involves gagging on dry kale, think again. Not that I have a grudge against kale. I’ve made some…
kale pomegranate and maple chickpea salad with dijon vinaigrette
Sounds like you fuckers need a salad. By you fuckers, I mean this fucker. I need a salad. This week has, rightfully, been…
hot honey lime shrimp tacos with cilantro yogurt sauce
I truly wish corn tortillas weren’t a giant, throbbing pain in the ass to deal with. They crumble, rip, tear, flap open at…