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Sidebars / February 27, 2023

sidebar | life and training 2.20 – 2.27

Woohoo, first pool day of the season! To be fair, it’s still not *quite* prime time for dipping into the water, but the…

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Sidebars / February 20, 2023

sidebar | life and training 2.13 – 2.20

This week was ordinary, and I don’t have much to say about it. Hmph. I wouldn’t call myself overly adventurous as is –…

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Sidebars / February 13, 2023

sidebar | life and training 2.6 – 2.12

The Chiefs are chief once again. Though I can’t say I’m into football – even though, like practically everyone else, I’ve been talking…

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Sidebars / February 6, 2023

sidebar | life and training 1.30 – 2.5

Now I can say it: Happy Super Bowl Week! Got a little ahead of myself last week, but now I think I’m caught…

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Sidebars / January 30, 2023

sidebar | life and training 1.23 – 1.29

You know what I hate? Well, I guess quite a bit – though hate is likely too strong a word for any of…

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Sidebars / January 23, 2023

sidebar | life and training 1.16 – 1.22

One of the best parts of early-bird runs is watching port the huge yet oddly quiet cruise ships. Happy Monday, kids. I feel…

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Lifestyle / January 16, 2023

sidebar | life and training 1.9 – 1.15

January is weird because it simultaneously buzzes by and stands still. I think I’ve noticed that trend the past few years. January is…

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Inspiration / January 9, 2023

sidebar | life and training 1.2 – 1.8

Congrats! One full week of 2023 traversed! Give yourself a slap on the ass. I’m not oft privy to the hullabaloo of a…

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Inspiration / January 2, 2023

sidebar | life and training 12.26 – 1.1

Well, it’s 2023. The fuck is up with that? Right before that, I celebrated my 29th birthday. Fun story: I’ll turn 30 on…

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Sidebars / December 19, 2022

sidebar | life and training 12.12 – 12.18

Merry Christmas week ya filthy animals. Yup, we’re in the final countdown (na na nana, na na nanana) and all I want to…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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