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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Sidebars / July 31, 2023

sidebar | life and training 7.24 – 7.30

Who else here loves sitting in the dark in the early morning hours? Kind of a random musing, but one perk of finishing…

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Sidebars / July 24, 2023

sidebar | life and training 7.17 – 7.23

Y’know, I really do love hosting friends. I speak a lot of my social ineptitudes, and my tendency to skip on outings since…

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Sidebars / July 17, 2023

sidebar | life and training 7.10 – 7.16

Not sure who sweats more nowadays: me or my windows at 4 am. Summer worsens and worsens by the year here in ole…

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Sidebars / July 10, 2023

sidebar | life and training 7.3 – 7.9

I’m starting to see autumn shit roll out in stores and it’s actually giving me the heebie jeebies. Considering we’ve had about 5…

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Sidebars / July 3, 2023

sidebar | life and training 6.26 – 7.2

I got MOON’D on Sunday. I mean, look at the size of that thing! This time of year, the Sahara dust floats into…

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Sidebars / June 26, 2023

sidebar | life and training 6.19 – 6.25

How to be neighborly: share baked goods! I’m so glad the neighbor with whom I got tangled in the towing incident of a…

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Sidebars / June 12, 2023

sidebar | life and training 6.5 -6.11

Today is our five year anniversary! J and I got together after meeting at my old job back in 2018. Man, I was…

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Sidebars / June 5, 2023

sidebar | life and training 5.29 – 6.4

Don’t you LOVE getting towed from your own driveway? Minding my own business taking trash out this morning when I became aware that…

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Sidebars / May 29, 2023

sidebar | life and training 5.22 – 5.28

Summertime sometimes causes me to not want to cook. Anyone else? I don’t mean in the sense that I want to shun my…

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Sidebars / May 22, 2023

sidebar | life and training 5.15 – 5.22

Home again, home again. We left California this past Tuesday, and as always by the time I packed up and we were en…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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