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If I were a Cookie Monster, I’d commit heinous crimes …

Brown butter in a brownie is just fucking fantastic, people. …

The best part is the part which you can’t see. …

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I think a big bun is adequate to let mom …

Potato chips in cookies?! Hello, fucken brilliant. Two of my …

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I needed to look at something happy after the shitshow …

Chocolate shell solves all. Well, ice cream itself does, really. …

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