herb and cheese pepperoni pizza dip
Happy Super Bowl week, fools. I remember last year I mixed up the date of the Super Bowl and kept claiming for a…
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pumpkin spice sheet cake
Wouldn’t be autumn without a pumpkin cake, would it? I went through a phase of baking layer cakes pretty much every month, but…
pumpkin cinnamon rolls
Ahhhhh look at these SEXY BEASTS. I tell you, cinnamon rolls are one of the most sinful delights you could indulge in. This…
pumpkin chai cupcakes with cinnamon bourbon frosting
We all be knowing the motto kids: if there’s bourbon in the hood, we’re slappin’ it in a baked good. God fuck, that…
overnight lemon cheesecake stuffed french toast
This is one sexy dish. I’d tap that. With a fork. Then shove it down my maw and masticate. Cos that’s how you…
herb garlic whipped feta and smoked salmon toasts
My plan is to turn FMG into a garden with all of these super colorful springtime dishes. These toasts gave me a fit…
triple lemon layer cake
When life throws you lemons, throw the ones you don’t need back (aim for the shnoz), then bake cake. I’m always fucking terrified…
spiced carrot sheet cake with bourbon vanilla bean frosting
Holy nuts, it’s been a long week. Every week’s been moving at lightspeed, so it’s not necessarily passing by too slowly – rather,…
cream cheese swirled apple cider pumpkin bread
Dropping some badass bread from an aircraft somewhere up high in the nimbus clouds. Yo, I never fly jetBlue, but I’m pretty impressed…
homemade apple pie bagels
“It smells like a fucken Auntie Anne’s Pretzel stand.” – Me texting my mom and sister as I pulled out a batch of…