smoky pineapple margarita
When life pricks you with a pineapple, make a margarita. Pineapple is a funny name. Many a meme has covered this, but as…
Tag: cocktail
spicy strawberry paloma
Hooray, our first cocktail of 2023! Congrats, you survived Dry January! I hope it wasn’t too hard for you, such might be cause…
mrs. claus’ merry mojito
Because I’m sure Mrs. Claus gets tired of Santa’s shit by the end of the Christmas season. Yo, I’m tired of my own…
the snowy poinsettia martini
Brace yourselves. Christmas is coming. Full-fledged, straight-up holly jolly is infiltrating the FMG space and here we’ve our first ho-ho-holy shit I’m drunk…
spiced maple rosemary bourbon fizz
Weekend greetings from Pennsylvania, where apparently there’s some old fart crochet conference or some shit going on. A big charter bus was parked…
chai caramel apple martini
Feeling like a drink tonight? Chai me. Though I don’t order them often, I actually quite like espresso martinis as an apres-dinner treat.…
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril of smoke as it climbs from the depths of Moria. Grab your swords,…
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I be embarrassed my simplicity? A lot of shit irrationally annoys me (fatal flaw)…
peach melba rosé spritz
PEACHEEEEEEES. You know, I wasn’t going to buy peaches this week, but the temptation of the big cart in the center of Publix…
honey blackberry fig sour
Get a load of this fancy shit. Summer figs are toppling onto grocery shelves, and I figured a good way to celebrate such…