homemade crispy chickpea nuggets
No, they do not taste like chicken. They are chickpeas, which are legumes, which are not chicken. Doesn’t make them any less delicious,…
Tag: christmas
sidebar | life and training 12.5 – 12.11
Welp, Christmas is next weekend. What the fuck. You know what really demoralizes me? The fact that retailers strip their holiday inventory during…
the jingle bell margarita
How else do you think reindeer fly if not with a little ~help~? Jingle ALL the way into the weekend with this here…
peppermint chocolate blossoms
Cute little Friday cookies that look like little edible chocolate flowers. The cookie craziness continues with Peppermint Chocolate Blossoms. The easiest dudes that…
christmas tree peppermint bark pop tarts
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, how lovely are your pastries. I procrastinated this recipe for a damn long time. Even the day…
2022 holiday gift guide: stocking stuffers
Honestly, I think my favorite part of gift exchange on Christmas is the stockings. Like: “What fun shit is shoved inside this sock?”…
buttered rum hot chocolate
The perfect winter evening: fire place, a lazy cat curled at my feet, and a cup of cocoa. Bonus points for booze. Well,…
chewy christmas monster cookie bars
Or, as they say in Boston, “monstah.” I usually post a savory recipe to kick off the week of FMG eats, but I…
the snowy poinsettia martini
Brace yourselves. Christmas is coming. Full-fledged, straight-up holly jolly is infiltrating the FMG space and here we’ve our first ho-ho-holy shit I’m drunk…
hot chocolate brownies
Hot, hot, oh, we got it! Who’s gonna say no to a fudgy brownie on a Wednesday? If you do, please show yourself…