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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Tag: chocolate

Desserts / June 30, 2022

neapolitan sandwich cookies

Move over, macarons. We’ve a simpler way to encapsulate your charm. The buttercream sandwich cookie isn’t something with which I was all that…

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Desserts / April 27, 2022

strawberry chocolate chunk cookie bars

Our friend the strawberry returns for another tasty midweek baking project. In mile 24 of the Big Sur Marathon, Dole sets up a…

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Desserts / March 23, 2022

chocolate chunk rye zucchini bread

Any other rye bread lovers here? When I lived alone some time ago, I went through a phase of buying every brand of…

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Desserts / March 17, 2022

brown butter irish cream chocolate chunk cookies

I could not resist an Irish-themed dessert for St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t even much care for the occasion, but themed food spurs…

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Desserts / March 9, 2022

boozy espresso fudge brownie pie

An absolute dream for lovers of creamy pies and chocolatey brownies. In my recent mental mapping of baked content for FMG, I’ve been…

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Desserts / March 4, 2022

“screwball” chocolate chunk cookies

In honor of MLB screwing all involved over with their nefarious demands, here’s a booze-infused sweet treat sure to ease the pain of…

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Desserts / February 24, 2022

salty peanut butter millionaire bars

Ushering in some love for vegan goodies AND 6 ingredient wonder desserts with a tray of Salty Peanut Butter Millionaire Bars. Apparently, someone…

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Desserts / February 16, 2022

cinnamon almond butter oatmeal chocolate chunk cookies

Alright, I know I called for a reset after this past weekend, but these cookies are ~wholesome~ so I’ll let the arrival of…

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Desserts / February 11, 2022

single lady’s 5 minute molten caramel mug cake

Listen, I only named this the Single Lady mug cake because a) I wanted to troll you and get Beyonce stuck in your…

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Desserts / February 9, 2022

5 ingredient vegan chocolate mousse

Avocados are nature’s premier trolls. One day they’re potential projectile weapons, the next brown as dirt and mushy as mud. Rude. What’s not…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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