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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Tag: chocolate

Desserts / November 23, 2022

hot chocolate brownies

Hot, hot, oh, we got it! Who’s gonna say no to a fudgy brownie on a Wednesday? If you do, please show yourself…

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Desserts / November 4, 2022

gooey pumpkin butter cookie pie

Might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie, baby, pie pie pie (pie pie pie). Youz guyz, this pie drove me up the…

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Desserts / October 28, 2022

lil monster double chocolate espresso cookies

I was going to draw mouths on these guys but they’re so obscenely cute without them I just could not. Bringing out one…

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Desserts / October 13, 2022

spooky mummy brownies

HOW THE FUCK COULD SOME SICK BASTARD EAT ONE OF THESE? WHAT HAVE I DONE. Holy shit on a stick, these are probably…

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Recipes / October 11, 2022

cinnamon crunch chai banana bread

Balancing everyday noms with pumpkin palooza. For real, though, is banana bread not a cozy mainstay? Especially when scented with chai. The rich…

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Desserts / October 6, 2022

creepy crawly pumpkin patch chocolate cupcakes

This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween Halloween Halloween. Even though it’s only October 5. I am HYPED to share these cupcakes with…

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Desserts / September 7, 2022

homemade boston cream donut pop tarts

Another day, another pop tart, because I have an obsession, folks. Giving love to another underrated pastry flavor since I seem to enjoy…

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Desserts / August 24, 2022

better than bakery chocolate chip muffins

Who else grew up with Otis Spunkmeyer muffins? Dudes, those big fat sugarbombs were my favorite as a wee lass. On the rare…

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Desserts / August 4, 2022

blackberry lavender chocolate chip cookies

I had one goddamn shot to get these right, and I got them right on one goddamn shot. Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie…

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Desserts / July 14, 2022

extra crinkly nutella fudge brownies

Brownies are an every season-type of dessert, and these Extra Crinkly Nutella Fudge Brownies certainly have a seat at your next gathering. I…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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