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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Tag: chocolate

Desserts / June 23, 2023

no churn chocolate chip ice cream

The simplest of sweet, cool summer treats, inspired by my mom. A good while back I asked my mom about her three favorite…

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Desserts / June 9, 2023

coffee oreo chocolate chip cookies

‘Bout time we get some cookies n’ cream action up in hurr. I’ve been saving these cookies for a rainy day, and although…

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Desserts / June 2, 2023

baked peanut butter chocolate chip doughnuts

Doughnuts: a cure for the blues. These holey little guys have become a huge source of joy for me. If I were made…

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Desserts / May 26, 2023

star spangled brownies

Totally bought the wrong M&Ms for this recipe. When I opened the bag and saw how fucking massive the candies looked, I wondered…

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Beverages / May 13, 2023

frozen coffee hot chocolate

Frozen hot chocolate has gotta be one of the world’s biggest oxymorons. I think my first brush-up with a frozen hot chocolate concept…

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Desserts / May 4, 2023

dulce de leche stuffed derby cookie bars

Pardon me, are you Derby Bar, sir? Oh well, sure, sir, I’m Dulce de Leche, I’m at your service, sir. With Cinco de…

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Desserts / April 28, 2023

giant cowboy monster cookies

If mom tells you you can only have one cookie, might as well make it a MASSIVE COOKIE. Before I called ya’ll to…

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Desserts / April 21, 2023

bakery style peanut butter chocolate chip muffins

I guess I’ll spare you the inevitable harhar do you know the muffin man? joke in this post. That’s honestly gotta be the…

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Beverages / April 1, 2023

peanut butter fudge protein shake

When I was a wee beginner distance runner, this was what I drank after every long run. Ah, to be an enthusiastic novice…

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Desserts / March 31, 2023

milk chocolate banana mini egg cupcakes

Easter intensifies. My brain feels like mushed banana today. It wasn’t a particularly stressful day, but maybe I was so go-go-go that I’ve…

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Watermelon 5K, June edition 🍉 23:37, course PR Watermelon 5K, June edition 🍉 23:37, course PR and tied my overall PR which annoys the absolute shit out of me. Think I was 4th in age group. Totally died at mile 3 (usually mile 2 is my no man's land) but I'm trying to remember that I set my PR last year in November, with much better weather - ergo, I AM in 22:xx shape but maybe not in these temps. 

Still, a good rust buster and I am absolutely in a better place with myself this year versus when I ran the August iteration last year. God, that period sucked, and I'm thrilled to be released from it and happy to befriend folks (like my run bro here) who give truly positive meaning to my days and boost me rather than drag me to their level. Onto race #2 in July and putting in the work till then!
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