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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Tag: chocolate

Desserts / September 29, 2023

chocolate chip pumpkin bread

An autumnal class act. Breads like banana and pumpkin are so hard to screw up – this is why I love to tout…

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Desserts / September 15, 2023

pumpkin butter oatmeal chocolate chip cookies

I would never deceive you by putting raisins in an oatmeal cookie. I think anyone running for political office should squeeze that tidbit…

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Desserts / August 18, 2023

no churn coffee fudge mascarpone ice cream

It’s still August, it’s still summer, it’s still ice cream time, folks. We’re finally getting some rain here. Though it’s not quite opportune…

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Desserts / August 11, 2023

biscoff cookie butter chocolate chip cookies

Cookie butter in a cookie just sounded like the right thing to do. One thing I’m becoming more versed in as I bake…

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Desserts / August 4, 2023

double chocolate chip muffins

Just in time for your weekend brunches. You are welcome. I’m not huge on indulging for everyday breakfasts – rather, those sweet treats…

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Desserts / July 28, 2023

no churn oreo cookie quarry ice cream

Weekend = ice cream. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them. Today I hung out with a cake concept that ultimately…

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Desserts / July 21, 2023

chocolate chip zucchini sheet cake with coffee frosting

This cake was one I fully expected to suck, but ended up becoming the opposite of suckage. I sometimes write recipes and test…

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Desserts / July 14, 2023

strawberry cocoa krispie ice cream bars

Cool it off this weekend, you hot sonofagun. I think nowadays I can add ice cream to my list of no-fall fallback dessert…

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Desserts / July 7, 2023

baked birthday funfetti doughnuts

Birthdays should entail both vanilla and chocolate if you want, because it’s your damn birthday, and you do as you please. Leastwise, that’s…

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Desserts / June 30, 2023

strawberry jam stuffed chocolate chip cookies

These are my JAM. I wonder how many times I’ve used that joke in the past couple years of FMG’s existence. I initially…

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Watermelon 5K, June edition 🍉 23:37, course PR Watermelon 5K, June edition 🍉 23:37, course PR and tied my overall PR which annoys the absolute shit out of me. Think I was 4th in age group. Totally died at mile 3 (usually mile 2 is my no man's land) but I'm trying to remember that I set my PR last year in November, with much better weather - ergo, I AM in 22:xx shape but maybe not in these temps. 

Still, a good rust buster and I am absolutely in a better place with myself this year versus when I ran the August iteration last year. God, that period sucked, and I'm thrilled to be released from it and happy to befriend folks (like my run bro here) who give truly positive meaning to my days and boost me rather than drag me to their level. Onto race #2 in July and putting in the work till then!
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