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Tag: chocolate chip cookies

Desserts / October 19, 2022

butterscotch chocolate chip oatmeal cookies

Kinda incredible that this is only my second oatmeal cookie recipe on FMG. The fuq is wrong with me. I’m actually one of…

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Desserts / September 14, 2022

maple bourbon glazed white chocolate chip cookies

Rolling in with a non-pumpkin, but still very autumnal, treat to enjoy on this fine Hump Day. The other day I enjoyed my…

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Desserts / August 4, 2022

blackberry lavender chocolate chip cookies

I had one goddamn shot to get these right, and I got them right on one goddamn shot. Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie…

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Desserts / June 2, 2022

giant stuffed s’mores cookies

S’MORES FOR ALL! Well, 12 of you. Sorry. If Florida didn’t suck (at least around me) I’d call the present bonfire season, where…

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Desserts / March 17, 2022

brown butter irish cream chocolate chunk cookies

I could not resist an Irish-themed dessert for St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t even much care for the occasion, but themed food spurs…

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Desserts / March 4, 2022

“screwball” chocolate chunk cookies

In honor of MLB screwing all involved over with their nefarious demands, here’s a booze-infused sweet treat sure to ease the pain of…

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Desserts / February 16, 2022

cinnamon almond butter oatmeal chocolate chunk cookies

Alright, I know I called for a reset after this past weekend, but these cookies are ~wholesome~ so I’ll let the arrival of…

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Desserts / December 8, 2021

peppermint bark chocolate chunk cookies

Who doesn’t love peppermint bark this time of year? Did I hear a boo in the crowd…Alright, you’re ejected. No cookies for you.…

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Desserts / May 6, 2021

skillet dulce de leche stuffed chocolate chip cookie

I celebrated that I didn’t frighten a new coworker I’m training by rushing home and immediately sharing a slice of this Skillet Dulce…

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Desserts / April 8, 2021

vegan pistachio mint chocolate chip cookies

After these guys, it blows my mind that people don’t just go forth and make full-blown vegan cookies all the time. You can’t…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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