Skip to content
  • Recipes
    • Appetizers
    • Beverages
    • Soups
    • Salads
    • Main Course
      • Seafood
      • Vegetarian/Vegan
    • Side Dishes
    • Desserts
    • Quick + Easy
  • Travel
  • Sidebars
  • My Story
  • Subscribe
  • Work with Me

The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

food that gives no f*cks

Tag: chocolate chip cookies

Desserts / October 13, 2023

halloween monster cookies

The spooky eyes are back and begging you to bake this weekend. These cuties, ahhhhh. They are squee worthy. I have an odd…

Read more
Desserts / September 15, 2023

pumpkin butter oatmeal chocolate chip cookies

I would never deceive you by putting raisins in an oatmeal cookie. I think anyone running for political office should squeeze that tidbit…

Read more
Desserts / August 11, 2023

biscoff cookie butter chocolate chip cookies

Cookie butter in a cookie just sounded like the right thing to do. One thing I’m becoming more versed in as I bake…

Read more
Desserts / June 30, 2023

strawberry jam stuffed chocolate chip cookies

These are my JAM. I wonder how many times I’ve used that joke in the past couple years of FMG’s existence. I initially…

Read more
Desserts / June 9, 2023

coffee oreo chocolate chip cookies

‘Bout time we get some cookies n’ cream action up in hurr. I’ve been saving these cookies for a rainy day, and although…

Read more
Desserts / May 4, 2023

dulce de leche stuffed derby cookie bars

Pardon me, are you Derby Bar, sir? Oh well, sure, sir, I’m Dulce de Leche, I’m at your service, sir. With Cinco de…

Read more
Desserts / April 28, 2023

giant cowboy monster cookies

If mom tells you you can only have one cookie, might as well make it a MASSIVE COOKIE. Before I called ya’ll to…

Read more
Desserts / March 10, 2023

raspberry white chocolate chip cookies

Some Friday pretties to move and groove you into the weekend. I’ve been pretty moody lately. Drab, sad, at points a bit angry…

Read more
Desserts / January 6, 2023

gooey gluten-free chocolate chunk cookies

Gluten free and refined sugar free and they don’t taste like shit stuck to the bottom of a shoe? What a concept! You…

Read more
Desserts / November 29, 2022

chewy christmas monster cookie bars

Or, as they say in Boston, “monstah.” I usually post a savory recipe to kick off the week of FMG eats, but I…

Read more

Posts pagination

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 Next

Foul Mouth Latest

  • tomato basil BLAT crostini
  • sidebar | life and training 6.2 – 6.8
  • strawberry vanilla surprise cupcakes
  • one skillet white wine spinach artichoke salmon
  • sidebar | life and training 5.26 – 6.1

Foul Mouth Meal Plans

Sign Up for the FMG Weekly Meal Plans, complete with grocery shopping lists for kitchen peace of mind.
* = required field
Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
Follow on Instagram

Popular Now

amaretto whiskey sour
the snowy poinsettia martini
pizza night italian chopped salad
hot honey shrimp with cheddar polenta

Copyright © 2025 The Foul-Mouth Gourmet. All rights reserved.
Theme: Patricia by VolThemes. Powered by WordPress.