Sprinkles for ADULTS, damn it! These little shits gave me …
grown-up funfetti cupcakes with bourbon strawberry buttercream

food that gives no f*cks

Sprinkles for ADULTS, damn it! These little shits gave me …

Derby horns intensify. Yesterday was Cinco de Mayo, and we …

Not sure how long it’s been since I’ve shown my …

Holy nuts, it’s been a long week. Every week’s been …

A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU SUCKERS. I’m writing …

Since I’ve already showed off my balls more than once …

Apple, meet Brie. You two are gonna hit it off …

Weekend greetings from Pennsylvania, where apparently there’s some old fart …

So we have the Caesar ho and the bourbon bitch …

If a meal could scream, this one would emit a …