We all need a goes-with-anything bowl of green shit in …
basic-ass house salad with crunchy italian croutons
appetizer
watermelon caprese skewers with honey mint vinaigrette
I was called to appetizer arms, so here I am …
creamy avocado hummus
I’ve made three batches of this hummus since Saturday so …
asparagus gruyere tart with pesto
Apparently it’s Finger Food Week in the FMG-iverse. Fun story: …
herb garlic whipped feta and smoked salmon toasts
My plan is to turn FMG into a garden with …
roasted garlic whipped ricotta toasts with avocado and herbs
I feel like ass, so I needed some color. I …
“blt” dip
A dip for all my dipshits out there. Yip, we’re …
bbq onion pizza
Gettin’ saucy and snazzy for Pizza Friday. Guys, it’s been …
crispy teriyaki cauliflower tacos
Who said vegans can’t have fun with their food? FYI, …
spicy buffalo chickpea sliders
Sliding into the weekend like… We’re entering football playoff season, …