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Roasted Apple Pumpkin Bisque 🍎 This and a rainy ni Roasted Apple Pumpkin Bisque 🍎 This and a rainy night with a warm hunk of crusty bread. My kind of autumn dreaming while the mercury still reads in the 90s. Most of the magic is roasted on a sheet pan, then puréed with pumpkin and maple and warmed with coconut milk of cream on the stovetop. Creamy, versatile, and cozy. Recipe linked in bio or search "roasted apple pumpkin bisque" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day la August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day lattes and sunny days by the pool = her ideal end-of-summer style.
Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 mi Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 miler Little Miss Ba and I did this week was, oddly, my favorite run in awhile despite the ballsish, un-fallsish heat. 

MONDAY: 10 miles with 3 x 1 mile @ 8:33 pace (failed workout)

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:46 pace 

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