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August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day la August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day lattes and sunny days by the pool = her ideal end-of-summer style.
Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 mi Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 miler Little Miss Ba and I did this week was, oddly, my favorite run in awhile despite the ballsish, un-fallsish heat. 

MONDAY: 10 miles with 3 x 1 mile @ 8:33 pace (failed workout)

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:46 pace 

WEDNESDAY: 6.25 miles @ 12:03 pace (AM) + 3.15 miles @ 10:49 pace (PM)

THURSDAY: 4.5 miles with 5 x 50m sprint + 8 x :20 flying into 60m 90-95%

FRIDAY: 5 miles @ 12:14 pace

SATURDAY: 11 miles @ 12:12 pace

SUNDAY: REST! Stretches and a short walk
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(And a satisfying midday reprieve for her human.)
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by Kellie March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

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by Kellie March 24, 2025March 24, 2025

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broccoli “bacon” caesar pasta salad

by KellieUpdated on March 17, 2025March 18, 2025

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sidebar | life and training 3.10 – 3.16

by Kellie March 17, 2025March 17, 2025

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guinness chocolate cupcakes with bailey’s buttercream

by Kellie March 14, 2025March 14, 2025

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one skillet tuscan parmesan salmon

by KellieUpdated on March 12, 2025March 13, 2025

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irish espresso martini

by KellieUpdated on March 10, 2025March 11, 2025

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