milk n’ cookies layer cake
Want cake? Want cookies? Now you can half both. Because why choose? This cake is proof that we CAN have nice things. I’m…
Can we please just have a normal week?! The end of September through now has been a bad dream, I think. First Helene,…
Hurricane Punkin Bread. I created this recipe while stuffed in my house waiting for Hurricane Helene to pass – just two weeks before…
Chilling in a hotel room right with no discernible tasks at hand, so I might as well share a recipe. I’m shacked up…
Here we fucking go again. It’s 7am Monday morning, currently, and everyone on the west coast of Florida is eyeing the track for…
Just as my house has morphed into an autumn wonderland, so will FMG transform into a portal of pumpkin pizzazz. As I write,…
Comfort food after an uncomfy week. Really hoping to reestablish a normal routine this week, so we’re pulling out all the culinary stops…
I’ve lived in Florida my whole life, and I’ve never feared a hurricane more than I ultimately feared Helene. And trust me, fellas,…
If you don’t like espresso martinis I think you’re a liar. Unless, of course, you are a sober individual. I respect that immensely.…
DAS OKTOBERFEST. I always find it humorous that Oktoberfest falls in September, and apparently the main reason this is so is because the…
‘Twas a Good Week. Howdy doody, folks. Last week zipped by at the same breakneck pace as those post-advertisement asides when someone’s reading…