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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Category: Sidebars

Sidebars / November 21, 2022

sidebar | life and training 11.14 – 11.20

Happy Thanksgiving week! How in the FUQ is it already that time? I am both gladdened and saddened by the arrival of Thanksgiving.…

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Sidebars / November 14, 2022

sidebar | life and training 11.7 – 11.13

En route back to the hell hole of Florida as I write. Wah. Well, I’m probably still in our hotel near Philly International,…

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Sidebars / November 7, 2022

sidebar | life and training 10.31 – 11.6

First Friendsgiving was a success! I will not deny that hosting can be quite stressful, especially if you’re a meticulous personality like me…

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Sidebars / October 31, 2022

sidebar | life and training 10.24 – 10.30

I’m in a pickle, ya’ll, and it’s shaped like a cat. Thrice since Thursday I’ve encountered this cute little black cat roaming around…

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Sidebars / October 24, 2022

sidebar | life and training 10.17 – 10.23

A random thought: perforations on bags are fucking useless. Certain brands especially. I try to tear the bag at the little notch indicating…

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Sidebars / October 17, 2022

sidebar | life and training 10.10 – 10.16

Holla at my sister for turning 32 on Friday and not finding any excessive gray hairs! I realize I haven’t really spoken all…

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Sidebars / October 10, 2022

sidebar | life and training 10.3 – 10.9

Oh hello again. For once a normal week! Felt like a long, strange start to the month, what with our trip and the…

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Sidebars / October 3, 2022

sidebar | life and training 9.26 – 10.2

We should have been demolished. Yet somehow, we once again saw little more than snapped trees and broken stop signs, not shattered homes…

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Sidebars / September 26, 2022

sidebar | life and training 9.19 – 9.25

Big, full week of shit to report. I’m happy to report that most of it is positive! First of all, dudes, I cannot…

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Sidebars / September 19, 2022

sidebar | life and training 9.12 – 9.18

Woohoo, we leave for adventures tomorrow! Heading up to Boston/Rhode Island for a wedding, and hopefully some leisure time as well. I’ve missed…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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