garlic butter blackened salmon scampi with parmesan rice
I am good at two things in life: spewing profanities, and blackening salmon. I actually went through a salmon drought for a long…
Category: Seafood
one skillet cranberry braised salmon
Because I have the attention span of a pea, we’re sticking with a one-pan dinner today. Honest to fuck, people, all this Christmas…
sheet pan hot honey balsamic salmon
Bookmark this shit for when you’re cooking-weary after Thanksgiving but still want to eat more than leftovers or subpar, lukewarm carryout. Another day,…
bourbon brown sugar salmon with mashed sweet potatoes
If a meal could scream, this one would emit a shrill “AUTUUUUUUUUMN” into the atmosphere. How in the actual fuq we’re in November…
maple cider glazed salmon with honey butter polenta
I might like polenta more than potatoes. Shhh. Don’t tell the spuds. I’m not sure if this is universal, but polenta is pretty…
spicy buffalo shrimp bowls with creamy lime ranch
A meal that preps faster than the winds of Hurricane Ian. Today, Tuesday, I stress ran a half marathon and ended that foray…
sheet pan sticky apricot salmon and crispy brussels sprouts
This sticky, sweet, simple bowl of salmon is so good, I’ve made it four times. Taking a break from the aggressively fall arsenal…
crispy sesame salmon bowls
It’s a put-shit-in-a-bowl-and-run kind of Thursday. I usually wake up with big aspirations of getting loads of shit done, and then once the…
hot honey shrimp with cheddar polenta
Love me some hot honey, if you can’t tell. I always thought polenta was exclusively sold in those big tubular bricks that you…
sheet pan hot honey shrimp tacos with pineapple salsa verde
Ho ho ho, merry tacos. Nope, it’s August. Shut the fuck up, Kellie. I don’t know if you guys can tell, but I’m…