the snowy poinsettia martini
Brace yourselves. Christmas is coming. Full-fledged, straight-up holly jolly is infiltrating the FMG space and here we’ve our first ho-ho-holy shit I’m drunk…
Category: Recipes
french wine braised creamy mushrooms
Let’s do the Leftover Mashed Potato and throw some shrooms over them. Happy aftermath, folks! I hope your day, whether you directly observe…
hot chocolate brownies
Hot, hot, oh, we got it! Who’s gonna say no to a fudgy brownie on a Wednesday? If you do, please show yourself…
sheet pan hot honey balsamic salmon
Bookmark this shit for when you’re cooking-weary after Thanksgiving but still want to eat more than leftovers or subpar, lukewarm carryout. Another day,…
harvest turkey cheeseboard + tips
A FULLY VEGETARIAN and undoubtedly the most adorable cheeseboard for your Thanksgiving spread! I am in love with this cheeseboard, guys, so much…
sparkling cranberry cider tequila punch
Why is it called “punch”? Do people sock each other for the first go at the bowl? Well, whatever the case, I’m slugging…
kale apple and sage croissant stuffing
Do you call it stuffing or dressing? Stuffing for me, cos I’m about to stuff this shit in my mouth waddup. My mom…
crispy cheddar ranch potato stacks
…Two potato! See, I told you there’d be a continuation of the rhyme. When I asked awhile back whether you folks would rather…
candied pecan brussels sprouts with honey mustard
Please don’t burn your nuts. Here we are, a week from Thanksgiving, and I haven’t even released all of my concepts. Yeet. The…
brie and bourbon apple tarts
Apple, meet Brie. You two are gonna hit it off just fine. Coming at you with a dish somewhat like apple pie, but…