double chocolate chip protein muffins
Answering the omniscient question of many a gym bro: but whErE’S thE proTEIn?! Aight, to be fair, these aren’t a powerhouse of protein.…
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cheesy pizza stuffed poblanos
BREAKING NEWS: THE SUPER BOWL IS NOT THIS WEEKEND. I for real went through the entire month of January thinking the Super Bowl…
30 minute spicy black pepper mushrooms
Hellooo, lazy Wednesday eats. I read someone’s testimony the other day that January is sort of a “false start” to the new year,…
coconut cilantro curry “meatball” and rice soup
Curry makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. Like a rug. Starting the week here because to be honest, I…
bbq onion pizza
Gettin’ saucy and snazzy for Pizza Friday. Guys, it’s been a fucklong time since I’ve made a pizza. As strange as it sounds,…
better than coffee shop iced lemon loaf
Ya’ll asked for it, so here’s a fucken lemon loaf. I love Shmerberks’ lemon loaf. It’s been a favorite of both my mom…
easy lasagna soup
Lasagna soup: for when you’re too fucking lazy to layer. I initially cooked up this soup on Christmas Eve, when temps didn’t climb…
crispy teriyaki cauliflower tacos
Who said vegans can’t have fun with their food? FYI, I am not vegan, which should be tipped off from my homepage which…
grapefruit rosemary spritz mocktail
A friend told me these photos remind her of summertime and sorbet. I’ll allow it. I’ve wanted to work with grapefruit for awhile,…
healthier mounds brownies
Mounds of Browns! I think Almond Joy and Mounds are two very underrated candies. Recently at work we had a candy bin filled…