spiced carrot sheet cake with bourbon vanilla bean frosting
Holy nuts, it’s been a long week. Every week’s been moving at lightspeed, so it’s not necessarily passing by too slowly – rather,…
Category: Recipes
one skillet creamy lemon butter salmon piccata
Capers are vastly underrated, ya’ll. My first swipe at this recipe happened sometime around Christmas, and since then I forgot I had capers…
easy pesto pasta carbonara
Get your 20 minute noods here! Truthfully, I have a headache and my sinuses are chewing up my face from the inside, so…
spicy sesame orange tempeh bowls
An “Idungiveafuck” dinner for my fellow Idungiveafuck omnivores, vegetarians, and, yes, vegans. Except you do giveafuck because you’re cooking instead of grabbing takeout.…
lemon raspberry whiskey sour
I know I’ve bought too much of one fruit when I have about 4 concepts lined up in one week using the thing.…
bakery style blueberry muffins
Who decided to give the term “muffin top” a negative connotation? For the first time probably ever, I ate one of Shmuckbucks’ blueberry…
french red wine braised jackfruit stew
One last wintry kiss since I noticed some of ya’ll have snow on the ground right now! We, on the other hand, have…
honey cilantro salmon bowls with mango pineapple salsa
Ain’t nobody fresher than my mothaforkin bowl. Before I sat down to write this, I enjoyed a stroll around the river. The springlike…
pesto egg “bacon” and avocado breakfast wraps
I’m making you breakfast today, you special fucker, you. Breakfast is, doubtlessly, the best meal of the day. I find little more satisfying…
smoky pineapple margarita
When life pricks you with a pineapple, make a margarita. Pineapple is a funny name. Many a meme has covered this, but as…