chocolate chip zucchini sheet cake with coffee frosting
This cake was one I fully expected to suck, but ended up becoming the opposite of suckage. I sometimes write recipes and test…
Category: Desserts
strawberry cocoa krispie ice cream bars
Cool it off this weekend, you hot sonofagun. I think nowadays I can add ice cream to my list of no-fall fallback dessert…
baked birthday funfetti doughnuts
Birthdays should entail both vanilla and chocolate if you want, because it’s your damn birthday, and you do as you please. Leastwise, that’s…
strawberry jam stuffed chocolate chip cookies
These are my JAM. I wonder how many times I’ve used that joke in the past couple years of FMG’s existence. I initially…
no churn chocolate chip ice cream
The simplest of sweet, cool summer treats, inspired by my mom. A good while back I asked my mom about her three favorite…
grown-up funfetti cupcakes with bourbon strawberry buttercream
Sprinkles for ADULTS, damn it! These little shits gave me a whole lot of grief, I tell you what. Somewhere amongst the swear…
coffee oreo chocolate chip cookies
‘Bout time we get some cookies n’ cream action up in hurr. I’ve been saving these cookies for a rainy day, and although…
baked peanut butter chocolate chip doughnuts
Doughnuts: a cure for the blues. These holey little guys have become a huge source of joy for me. If I were made…
star spangled brownies
Totally bought the wrong M&Ms for this recipe. When I opened the bag and saw how fucking massive the candies looked, I wondered…
baked triple lemon doughnuts
If ya’ll don’t like lemons, you’d better ade yourself to the door. Ha. Ha. Ha. Clearly I left my sense of humor in…