“this gourd is on fire” pumpkin smash
Sing it, Alicia Keys. Our last spooky drink of 2022: “This Gourd is on Fire” Pumpkin Smash. I did the gold glitter thing…
Category: Beverages
erebor (g)old fashioned
Fear! Fire! Foes! Smoking up the place today with a fiery Erebor (G)old Fashioned. This production was quite delightful from a technical standpoint:…
caramel pumpkin sangria
A good sangria is an irreplaceable nugget to have in your repertoire, especially during this festive-ass season. I’ve seen caramel apple sangrias out…
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril of smoke as it climbs from the depths of Moria. Grab your swords,…
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I be embarrassed my simplicity? A lot of shit irrationally annoys me (fatal flaw)…
spiced pumpkin latte
I feel like using any name that could create the “PSL” acronym is wrong and violating some sort of copyright law. So, SPL…
smoky apple cider bourbon sour
When I buy a bottle of apple cider, about 200 recipes shoot from the cap and right onto the pages of FMG. Just…
sage and ginger paloma
FALL Y’ALL. Autumn cocktail season gets me hyped. The fruity and bright drinks of summer certainly have a special fun element, but I…
peach melba rosé spritz
PEACHEEEEEEES. You know, I wasn’t going to buy peaches this week, but the temptation of the big cart in the center of Publix…
honey blackberry fig sour
Get a load of this fancy shit. Summer figs are toppling onto grocery shelves, and I figured a good way to celebrate such…