A good sangria is an irreplaceable nugget to have in …
caramel pumpkin sangria
Beverages
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril …
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I …
spiced pumpkin latte
I feel like using any name that could create the …
smoky apple cider bourbon sour
When I buy a bottle of apple cider, about 200 …
sage and ginger paloma
FALL Y’ALL. Autumn cocktail season gets me hyped. The fruity …
peach melba rosé spritz
PEACHEEEEEEES. You know, I wasn’t going to buy peaches this …
honey blackberry fig sour
Get a load of this fancy shit. Summer figs are …
spicy gingered guava margarita
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. A song you’re …
watermelon basil mojito
Happy Saturday, nerds. Bottoms up? Melons are slowly filing out …