Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Cook the pasta according to package directions. Drain and run under cool water to halt the cookage-ing. Cooking. Whatever
Meanwhile, make the ranch. In a small bowl, stir together the yogurt, mayo, dill, garlic, onion, pickle brine, chopped pickles, and a pinch of salt and pepper.
Pour the pasta into a large bowl. Add the romaine, cucumbers, bacon/tofu bacon, pepper jack, and pickles. Pour over half of the ranch and toss to coat.
Divide the pasta salad among bowls and serve with additional ranch, fresh dill, and basil, as desired.
Notes
Drain and press a block of extra firm tofu to remove excess water for about 5-10 minutes. I make a homemade press by placing paper towels on a large plate, then the tofu, then more towels, another plate, and a skillet.
Preheat oven to 450 degrees and lightly grease a large baking sheet. Slice the tofu very thin (as thin as you can without breaking it) and place onto the baking sheet.
In a small bowl, whisk the soy sauce, maple syrup, smoked paprika, chili powder, and black pepper. Pour over the tofu and, using a basting brush, coat each slice. Flip, and brush the sauce over the opposite side. Let sit while the oven heats.
Bake for 20-25 minutes, flipping once halfway through baking time. Let cool on the baking sheet: the tofu will continue to crisp up.
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